Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
Throne of Games.
ITS BACK
View Larger IM LOCKED OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AND IT’S LIKE 2038373020 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND IM DYING OF THIRST OH LAWD SOMEONE! ANYONE! PLZ HALP MEEEEE #lel #imdead #sohot #hashtag #oyea #comebemyfriend #lifealert
fuck you
because
I love you
Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
king of carrot flowers at 2am - jacob james
My best friend, is in love with Neutral Milk Hotel, and I’m in love with her, lol so I always sing her Neutral Milk Hotel songs, and we hung out the other night at her house so I sang her this and we recorded it on my laptop
it’s not the full song, but you get the jist. lol
ha haha I know why you sang this song ;)))) Get a room, you two, geez
you guys are so damn fucking adorable holy shit.
what he said ^^
View Larger FIRST DAY OF WORK
and I wore pigtails and a bindi as instructed lulz
I looked so lame out there.. and on top of that, I made like 6 alcoholic drinks and I’m 19 and I was so confused because I thought you had to be 21 but i GUESS NOT
and look
just look
i made this face everytime people were too sassy with me..
most people were nice
but i mean
okay
some people are so sassy
not the good kind of sassy
the like wtf-why-are-you-so-sassy kind of sassy
maybe its because im ugly
but
lol
es ok
es ok
es ok to be ugly
but no one else is ugly
everyone is beautiful
except me
ok
anyways
yeah im home and im gunna go get boba now
because i am a boba
omg my anthropology professor calls me. “little onion” because i love onions so much but i mean why call me little onion das hhhweird
hhweird.
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